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Wilson, Harry Leon, 1867-1939

"Bunker Bean"

"Don't care how this
little old steamer teeters now. Got my sea-legs."
"Me, too," said the flapper, but with a curious diminution of spirit.
She still hung on the hypnotic eye of the pickled fish.
"Ham and cabbage!" said Bean proudly to the waiter.
The flapper pushed her chair swiftly back.
"Forgot my handkerchief," said she.
"There it is," prompted Bean ineptly.
The flapper placed it to her lips and rose to her feet.
"'S perfe'ly old rubber mattin'," she uttered through the fabric, and
started toward the doorway. Bean observed that incoming diners anxiously
made way for her. He followed swiftly and overtook the flapper at her
door.
"Maybe if you'd try a little--" he began.
"Please go away," pleaded the flapper.
Bean returned to the ham and cabbage.
"Ought to go into the silence," he reflected. "'S all she needs. Fixed
me all right."
After his hearty luncheon he ventured on deck. It was undeniably
rougher, but he felt no fear. The breeze being cold, he went below for
his overcoat.
Watkins of Hartford--or Adams, as he persisted in calling
himself--reclined in his berth, his unlocked treasures carelessly
scattered about him.
"Hold fast to the all good," counselled Bean revengefully.
"Uh--hah!" said Watkins or Adams, not doing so.
Bean fled. Everybody was getting it. The little old steamer was becoming
nothing but a plague-ship.
"'As a man thinketh in his heart, so is he'," he muttered, wondering if
the words meant anything.


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