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Ewer'n, one and onseperable,
HIRAM GREEN, Esq.,
_Lait Gustise of the Peece._
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Bunsby's War Paint.
Napoleon's chances are not great
If German facts are true;
But if he finds not Paris Green
Hell make the Prussian Blue.
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Remark by a Bandsman.
Once upon a time the French Horn was a famous instrument, but now,
considering the retreating strategy of the French leaders, it appears to
be superseded by the Off I Glide.
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The Music of the Future.
Considering the enormous difficulties which stand in the way of the
performance of Herr WAGNER'S music, it is the music of the Few Sure
enough.
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A Relic of the Past.
The following item is taken from a daily paper:
"The septuagenarian Dejazet sang the 'Marseillaise' at the Passy theatre
lately."
There seems to be a mistake, here. Surely the word Passy is meant for
_passee_.
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[Illustration: PRECOCIOUS.
LITTLE FEMALE AMERICA, TOO, ASSERTS HER RIGHTS AND ESPECIALLY THE RIGHT
TO THE EXCLUSIVE USE OF THE SIDE-WALK FOR A ROPE-WALK."]
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OUR PORTFOLIO.
"Well, you know, Dear Mr. PUNCHINELLOW, this is how CHARLEY DANY and me
cum to hev our fallin' out.
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