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Butler, Samuel, 1835-1902

"The Way of All Flesh"

You
carry so many more guns than they do that they cannot fight you. This is
called moral influence, and it will enable you to bounce them as much as
you please. They think you know and they will not have yet caught you
lying often enough to suspect that you are not the unworldly and
scrupulously truthful person which you represent yourself to be; nor yet
will they know how great a coward you are, nor how soon you will run
away, if they fight you with persistency and judgement. You keep the
dice and throw them both for your children and yourself. Load them then,
for you can easily manage to stop your children from examining them. Tell
them how singularly indulgent you are; insist on the incalculable benefit
you conferred upon them, firstly in bringing them into the world at all,
but more particularly in bringing them into it as your own children
rather than anyone else's. Say that you have their highest interests at
stake whenever you are out of temper and wish to make yourself unpleasant
by way of balm to your soul. Harp much upon these highest interests.
Feed them spiritually upon such brimstone and treacle as the late Bishop
of Winchester's Sunday stories.


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