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Begbie, Harold, 1871-1929

"The Bed-Book of Happiness"



APPLES
[Sidenote: _Byron_]
When Newton saw an apple fall, he found
In that slight startle from his contemplation--
'Tis _said_ (for I'll not answer above ground
For any sage's creed or calculation)--
A mode of proving that the earth turn'd round
In a most natural whirl, call'd "gravitation";
And this is the sole mortal who could grapple,
Since Adam, with a fall, or with an apple.

A LITTLE MORAL ADVICE
[Sidenote: _Sydney Smith_]
It is surprising to see for what foolish causes men hang themselves. The
most silly repulse, the most trifling ruffle of temper, or derangement
of stomach, anything seems to justify an appeal to the razor or the
cord. I have a contempt for persons who destroy themselves. Live on, and
look evil in the face; walk up to it, and you will find it less than you
imagined, and often you will not find it at all; for it will recede as
you advance. Any fool may be a suicide. When you are in a melancholy
fit, first suspect the body, appeal to rhubarb and calomel, and send for
the apothecary; a little bit of gristle sticking in the wrong place, an
untimely consumption of custard, excessive gooseberries, often cover the
mind with clouds and bring on the most distressing views of human life.
I start up at two o'clock in the morning, after my first sleep, in an
agony of terror, and feel all the weight of life upon my soul.


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